imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
I’m sure whoever made that hula hoop had no idea what they really invented was “the feline insanity machine”.
best use of a smart hoop.
Fandom: Harry Potter
"And then Hermione cast Alomincia
Vaginismus and Harry flew dick first, through the dormitories at 60 miles an hour straight into her vaginiy”
made curry tonight and my goddamn roommate put soy sauce in it
now I understand how my mom feels when my dad puts ketchup on her steaks
don’t knock it till you try it ok
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you like this ship that i like too
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) let me tell you my
( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) ＳＡＤ ＨＥＡＤＣＡＮＯＮＳ
i have only said “kill yourself” to enemy pokemon with confusion
You know what I want?
I want a tv show/webcomic/anything about a fat Heroine.
And I want her powers not based on her fatness. I want her to have kickass superpowers.
And I want her to have trouble with people calling her out on stupid shit and her knocking them down. People saying stuff like she can’t do what she does because she’s not “fit”. Or saying she’s not a good role model for the children because of her weight. She’s “not taking care of herself”.
I want her to have a job somewhere like a bar or club where she’s part bouncer and part barista. I want her to listen in on the underground and try to stop plots before they happen.
And I want her to kick major ass. And fuck anyone who body shames her because they’re a bunch of asses that need kicking.